CuTRis Invented Phone that Does Everything

CuTRis Invented Phone that Does Everything
UnAssociated Press
April 2, 2013

CuTRis emerged from the sinkhole in his backyard this morning looking rested and well-fed. He said that the jam session with EFS went very well and that he had also designed a new kind of Smartphone that can do everything.

"Some phones can do a lot of stuff," said CuTRis; "but this one can do everything."

Phone expert Hiroshi "Alex" G. Bell, of the SuperPhone Institute saw the design when he tried to steal it; and he said it was absolutely brilliant and "should leave all other phones behind as if they were dinosaurs!"

Fortunately CuTRis was able to escape with the napkin that he had scribbled the intricate plans on--before his invention could be stolen.