CuTRis May have Assimilated Borg!

CuTRis May have Assimilated Borg!
UnAssociated Press
April 12, 2013

Since LoCuTRis caused that power outage a little while ago, all sightings of the Borg have been reported as friendly! In fact, the Borg are suddenly all smiling!

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LDM said…

Could it be possibe that the mission of these new borg is to spread happiness by freeing people from work?

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