CuTRis in Trouble with Teapot Police

CuTRis in Trouble with Teapot Police
UnAssociated Press
April 18, 2013

CuTRis is apparently involved in another of his many scandals! Today the Teapot Police are questioning CuTRis about filling his wife's new teapot past the maximum fill line! CuTRis said his wife (who also disobeys the rules) told him to do it because she wanted extra hot water.

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