I was always amused by the stories of the larger than lifeBanditos. There was one in an old Ortega commercial that was really good. Here is one (or part of one) I made up years ago to amuse myself and my friend Dave.
The outcome of giving Constructosfuq a "Happy Meal" is limitless! He was known once back in 1998 to have built four parking ramps with a napkin and small cheeseburger alone. If you were to add fries or apple slices along with milk and a toy--I can't even begin to imagine what he could create!
Most amazing thing I ever saw him do was that time Destructosfuq was in China and he leveled the Great Wall. 2 hours later, Constructosfuq had put it back together with just a nail file and some spit.
Of course that is impressive, but one should never forget the "quarrel of 2007," when Destructosfuq in a fit of rage leveled The Mall of America in Bloomington, MN. Before anyone even noticed, Constructosfuq rebuilt it in six minutes using only a scratched "Nine Inch Nails" CD and four rubber bands. That was an impressive piece of work!
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I found 3 pennies , 2 paperclips and a stick of chewing gum in my desk drawer. What do you think Constructosfuq could do with those?
He would probably build a large suspension bridge...
I once saw Constructosfuq build a Nimitz Class Aircraft Carrier with nothing but a seagull feather and a couple of french fries.
Imagine what he could do with a happy meal!
The outcome of giving Constructosfuq a "Happy Meal" is limitless! He was known once back in 1998 to have built four parking ramps with a napkin and small cheeseburger alone. If you were to add fries or apple slices along with milk and a toy--I can't even begin to imagine what he could create!
I forgot about the toy!
he could probably reconstruct my borg cube with all that!
Most amazing thing I ever saw him do was that time Destructosfuq was in China and he leveled the Great Wall.
2 hours later, Constructosfuq had put it back together with just a nail file and some spit.
Of course that is impressive, but one should never forget the "quarrel of 2007," when Destructosfuq in a fit of rage leveled The Mall of America in Bloomington, MN. Before anyone even noticed, Constructosfuq rebuilt it in six minutes using only a scratched "Nine Inch Nails" CD and four rubber bands. That was an impressive piece of work!
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