CuTRis May Be Related to Darth Vader

Computer Image of CuTRis as a Child

CuTRis May Be Related to Darth Vader
UnAssociated Press
July 25, 2013

The rumor circulating today, is that CuTRis is somehow related to Darth Vader--perhaps Vader being his godfather. Apparently someone heard the dark lord say (to CuTRis),
"Looook, I am your godfather!"
CuTRis has denied the allegations--but the UAP has created a computer generated picture of how CuTRis may have looked as a child.

Darth Vader

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