UnAssociated Press
October 1, 2010
Among the 47 great things that Cutris has already done just this morning, he announced the creation of the Middle America Party.
Cutris, most noted for his exploits while running for President in 2008, explained that there is way too much fighting between Democrats and Republicans. Cutris is urging all voters to cast their votes for third-party candidates to "teach those two-party idiots to put the country first!"
"Eventually," Cutris said, "there will actually be Middle America Party candidates. But until then, voters should select suitable third-party candidates."
Asked if he would once again run for political office, Cutris just smiled and then ran away.
1 comment:
Instead of 3rd party candidacy, how about a nationwide referendum on campaign financing.
Average Americans without deep pocketed supporters need not consider running for public office.
We all know what those supporters want...
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