UnAssociated Press
October 12, 2010
It appears that the recent public appearances of heir apparent, Kim Jong-un, are foreshadowing his succession to power--replacing his father, North Korean dictator and madman, Kim Jong-il.
We at the UnAssociated Press, regret that we have only run two other stories about Kim Jong-il. One was about a missile test, and the other was about his "nuclear capabilities." As he is such an intelligent and visually stunning man, it is truly a shame there isn't much more about him.
Thankfully, even though Kim Jong-un has yet to speak in public, we are confident that he can live up to the "greatness" of his father, and grandfather, Kim Il-sung--who ruled before him. As long as they "keep it in the family," the bar remains pretty low...
Kim Jong-un
Kim Jong-il
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