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Bennett Lake this morning

Sending assessment scores with NO identification numbers is really dumb. It might be common in the world of education (where much dumb thrives unchecked), but it is NOT a good way to keep track of data. Furthermore, pulling a student ID number out-of-your-butt, is also a poor method. These numbers mean nothing to the database. You should try using REAL numbers next time. Also bad, is sending multiple (different) students with duplicate student ID numbers. It is my understand, that each student should have a UNIQUE set of identifying numbers… And finally, when your numbers are already crap, spelling the student names in a variety of ways is also NOT helpful. Example: “William” is not the same as “Billy” to the database—and who the heck is AJ? Do you REALLY know who got which score? I mean, just guess—because it would work just as well! Excellent work educators!

Wow! Two donuts and a coffee for $2! That sounds like the Police Special!

http://www.twincities.com/crime/ci_26582912/gun-found-crib-st-paul-home-offering-child?source=hottopics I feel bad for any parent who had their kid(s) in this daycare ; but not as bad as I feel for the kids. This is a good reason to check up on your daycare provider. When I checked this woman's Facebook this morning, she is "following" a "gangsta'" from Chicago, who has listed his job as, "CEO & Founder at Hit $quad" . So anyway the police raided the house where this daycare is in East St. Paul. Amongst the drugs, guns and arrests, they apparently found a gun hidden in a child's crib ! Wow! Seriously? So we now know why you wanted to be a daycare provider—so you could stay home and be close to your drugs and harbour criminals. But how could you put children in jeopardy like that??? Anyway, I know exactly where this place is so it was rather startling to see this news story.

We attended the 15th Annual Celebration of Minnesota Children's Authors and Illustrators at the Anderson Center in Red Wing on Saturday. My favorite part was climbing the steps to the top of the water tower!

In 2003, I left Hennepin County as an Office Specialist III on an early retirement buyout incentive. They were trying to reduce staff. The documents I signed said I could not return as an OSIII; though other positions would be open to me. Now in 2014, I applied for a job at Hennepin County as a Communications Coordinator. I was told that I was not eligible due to the early retirement buyout. I informed the HR rep that this was incorrect and she later emailed me that I was right and all jobs except OSIII were open to me. Shortly after, another email (with the you are correct part now gone) said they had changed the rules and I was now not eligible for employment due to the buyout. I asked for, but they could not supply anything I signed agreeing to this (because such a document does not exist). Later, they were able to supply a contract that actually supported my position. Still, they did not concede that I was right and also eligible. I kept after them. They would try to stall and...

1.  Nobody will hire me because I'm (Insert race, religion or other dumb reason) ! 2.  That (Insert cuss words and derogatory adjectives) doesn't like me because I'm prettier than her! 3.  It's not because I don't try! (Look up from video game marathon to say this) 4.  I get discouraged easily. (Implying it is the person responsible for rejection's fault) 5.  I didn't have enough time. (Say this after returning from 4-hour trip to the store) 6.  I'd like to do that; except it's too hard. (Say this while lying on the couch) 7.  Nobody understands me! (Scream this and then slam the door with no explanation) 8.  That's how I was brought up. (This absolves you of responsibility and blames your parents) 9.  You are a racist! (Trump card. This can win any argument you cannot otherwise win with truth and logic) 10. Why bother? It will never work. (Probably because you will never try) 11. Well I could say the same about you! (Th...

Duck & Goose Flee the Country! We love Duck & Goose . My son has several of the books. But one day recently while in the car with my wife and son, I started laughing. My wife wondered, "what now?" so I told her I had an idea for a new Duck & Goose book...

He needed a new job since he's not playing football. After all, he has a lot of children to support...

I like to buy my son things when he needs them. In the realm of clothes, however, my wife is in charge. Many of the clothes I have purchased thinking how great they were, have been vetoed and rejected. Then, I have to return them. Sometimes it is because my wife says, they "aren't comfortable enough." Then I look at them and they feel soft and comfortable but since I like the old style blue jeans that stand up by themselves after a wash and line-dry when they are new, I suppose I could be a poor judge. Recently, my wife informed me that our son needed pants. What size I asked? She told me 5T. So I bought several 5T items and when I came home with them, she informed me that he is actually still wearing 4T. So the following day I went back to the store and acquired 4T. I returned home fearing that perhaps my son had shrunk a size or maybe expanded to 7T while I was at the store. Fortunately the 4T size was still correct (this time) and the clothes passed the various and...

Please give generously to the Adrian Peterson Condom Fund . Your help is desperately needed so that Mr. Peterson can stop having so many children with a variety of loose women. The unfortunate result, is that these children have no father figure and sometimes they get beaten with a tree branch. Don't let this tragedy continue! It is all up to you! It is totally your responsibility. Mr. Peterson should not be required to curb his behavior or use his millions of dollars to buy his own condoms. Please make your non-tax-deductible donation today!

I for one, have been a longtime nearly solo voice saying that Adrian Peterson is overrated. I've watched numerous great running backs come and go from the Minnesota Vikings and the team has decided that AP is the greatest thing ever. Plenty of Vikings fans feel the same way. Maybe because he is a good football player and he has a boyish smile that makes him likeable. But he is the poster child for a serious problem in the United States. The man has fathered numerous children—and been a "dad" to hardly any of them. The tragedy of one of his son's being murdered, is overshadowed by the child not really knowing his real father. Children need parents who show responsibility and can teach them. Sending a check to the woman you impregnated, does not make you a dad. You suck Adrian Peterson and this comes from a dad and a Vikings fan. You, and everyone who has children and takes no responsibility for their care and upbringing—you all suck too! It's people like you...

Cris Carter was always a class act. Apparently that has not changed. http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=11524750

The season of school fundraisers is now upon us. That's when all the children we know have to sell crap to support something at school. Yes, this definitely includes Public schools . I think it would be nice instead of going through the catalog of vastly overpriced crap, if there was an option of finding how much of the (example) $15.99 for the box of 8 pieces of chocolate, goes to the funding of the thing the money is being raised for. Then if you could just donate that amount without needing to pay the extra money to get the crappy, overpriced item, it would be cheaper and easier.

If you click on these photos you can see the birds that I had the pleasure of seeing near the lake this morning. They did not perceive me as a threat and I managed to get a couple of photos of the Blue Heron and two Great Egret s.

I remember so well the September 11 attacks in 2001 . I remember how heroically the first responders were. I remember the airplane sounds all stopped except for that one F16 that circled at night. I remember the September 11 in 2002 with the American Indians at Camp Coldwater . I remember...

Click HERE for my version of the Star-Spangled Banner . http://youtu.be/bxfmyMHDV54 In honor of the anniversary of 9-1-1, and because so many "singing stars" have sung it so poorly, and to everyone who is a proud American, here is my quick version I recorded with a digital camera next to a pier on a lake where my audience was two egrets and a Blue heron.

It was a good run, but I am wearing long pants today...

"Once-Exiled Republican Tom Horner Backs GOP's Johnson " So I read that headline and I'm thinking.... did I actually see that???" http://kstp.com/article/stories/S3555984.shtml?cat=1 I have underlined the funny part for those who don't instantly see juvenile humor...

The interview... specifically, the job interview . It is one of those times in our lives when we talk to a virtual stranger, regarding one of our most important decisions. Some people misrepresent themselves. While usually this is thought to be the applicant , it is also (so I found out in the past), sometimes the employer . It is no wonder that the interview is a stressful thing—as is changing and learning a new job. Yet, often, it is good to move. If your employer is not paying you well or maybe is not running the business well, you may be able to find a better situation. But there are always risks. I've changed jobs perhaps more than most—but that may come from learning that I don't need to stay in a situation that is unstable or needlessly stressful. These changes always start with the interview. It begins with meeting someone you (typically) don't know; and negotiating what you will do and where you will spend a lot of your time and what you will get in payment and be...