I am CuTRis

CuTRis Meets Emperor of Alabama UnAssociated Press July 31, 2013 CuTRis has apparently met with the Emperor of Alabama yesterday--in a high profile meeting that nobody had heard about until after it was over. The meeting apparently took place at the imperial palace in one of the wealthiest parts of Alabama . CuTRis did not comment on his trip. When asked about it by the UnAssociated Press, he threw a 'possum at reporters and ran away.

I couldn't help responding to this message. My original comment is on the bottom--followed by the corporate response. I was "thanked again," though it was the first time I was thanked--negating "again." The word "concern" may have been overused don't you think? I suppose if you don't want to be specific it is a good word... Kevin Curtis  3:09 PM To: toysrus1@cust-help-us.com Cc: trucom@cust-help-us.com Dear Lawrence 2419, Thankyou for responding about my concerns. I can tell you have thought long and hard about my concerns. I would be concerned if I felt as if my concerns were simply addressed by cutting and pasting a generic message regarding concerns. I can tell by the number of times the word 'concern' was in your message, that you are very concerned about my concerns. Sincerely, Kevin Curtis http://cuTRis.blogspot.com --------------------------------------------------------- Link to my Amazon Author Page   http://...

CuTRis Seen Changing into Superhero UnAssociated Press July 29, 2013  CuTRis was sighted today ducking into a telephone booth ; before making a quick change into his superhero persona , CuTRisMan! When asked if he was indeed, CuTRisMan , CuTRis said, "Yes... I mean no! Of course not. Besides, there are so few telephone booths around these days how would I ever change into my costume? I mean if that is actually what I was doing..." CuTRis does have a valid point. With phone booths in short supply since the widespread use of cellphones, where can a superhero change anymore? And what of CuTRisMan? Will he be able to find a place to change if he needs one? Will the villains win next time? Will bad overcome good? Tune in tomorrow! Same CuTRis time; same CuTRis channel... er... url ...

Buy one of my books and I will appreciate it. Buy two of my books and I will think that what you have done is totally cool! If you buy three of my books I will think that you are cool! If you buy four of my books I will become verklempt . If you buy all five of my books I will be overjoyed! If you buy a million of my books, Amazon.com will make a buttload of money--and I might get enough to buy a pizza.

DNA Evidence Says CuTRis Not a Skywalker UnAssociated Press July 25, 2013 DNA evidence submitted today proves that CuTRis is not a Skywalker . He is in fact related to the Skyrunner family; but only distantly.

Computer Image of CuTRis as a Child  CuTRis May Be Related to Darth Vader UnAssociated Press July 25, 2013 The rumor circulating today, is that CuTRis is somehow related to Darth Vader --perhaps Vader being his god father . Apparently someone heard the dark lord say (to CuTRis ), "Looook, I am your godfather!" CuTRis has denied the allegations--but the UAP has created a computer generated picture of how CuTRis may have looked as a child. Darth Vader

CuTRis Defeats Storm Troopers UnAssociated Press July 24, 2013  Click on picture to enlarge: click "back" to go back It was reported that Jedi Knight CuTRis was attacked by Imperial Stormtroopers late last evening. He apparently was without his lightsaber at the time--having just come out of the bathroom. Three stormtroopers jumped him and began shooting! CuTRis lucked out when he found a rubber chicken and using it, soundly defeated the three stormtroopers.

CuTRis vaguely remembered speaking about Representative Weiner once before; though the details were sketchy. Just because this man continued to live up to his name even after the first scandal, people seemed to be out to get him. Why were they so bent on abusing Mr. Weiner? His wife now supporting him, Mr. Weiner admitted his wrongs--which may be his only salvation. Anthony Weiner was not the only politician to ever be involved in a sex scandal. The quantity of people involved in such things defies all attempts to create hyper-text for them--as there are just too many! Bravely, CuTRis approached the microphone just as he had the last time the Weiner issue had come up. He tapped the mic and then suddenly he remembered! People weren't just making fun of the man's name... Hmmm said CuTRis to himself, I seem to remember his name is "Anthony." Now unsure of the prepared rant that he was about to give to the press, CuTRis simply waved and walked away.

Congratulations to them, but why does "everybody" care about this? This will not and should not affect me in the least. Babies are wonderful regardless of what "class" they are born into.

My wife and son enjoy the overlook at the Eagle Bluff Environmental Learning Center .

On our way to Lanesboro we stopped in Zumbrota for lunch and shopped at Alco while rained poured down. We had a nice room reserved at the Guest Hus Motel in Lanesboro--which was a really good value compared to the other available accommodations. We shopped, went to the museum and then had dinner at Pedal Pushers . Then we visited the dam (Root River) and walked through Sylvan Park . Day 2 we shopped walked the trail and had lunch (outside) at Riverside on the Root . We went to the Eagle Bluff Environmental Learning Center before returning home. Lanesboro is all about biking   Dam! Nice Trails  Shopping Root River

I was walking with Larry earlier and I noticed some wild Black Raspberries . I quickly grabbed a few and ate them. Larry said, "they're full of antioxidants." Well this totally freaked me out! I went running away screaming! I ran to the hospital as fast as I could! I ran 17 miles to get there even though the hospital was only 4 miles away... I guess I got lost. Well by the time I finally got to the hospital, it was becoming fairly evident that the antioxidants weren't going to kill me! In fact, when I told the hospital people why I was there, they started laughing! They said that antioxidants are good! Who knew???

"It's up the hill and then you climb that big tree. Then after you get to the top, take a number..."

These paper wasps were busy making a home on my shed .

Hug your babies! The two-year-old boy lost in Wisconsin was found dead. This is so sad!

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