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Vote for CuTRis! He can turn into a Rhino


Vote for CuTRis! He can turn into a Rhino
UnAssociated Press
January 23, 2024

The UnAssociated Press has just learned that CuTRis is considering another run for President. Only this time, he claims that he can turn himself into a rhinoceros! When asked about this outrageous claim, CuTRis spontaneously morphed into a rhino, and galloped away. He was then, subsequently, unavailable for further comment.
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