"Johnson Vaccine"

"Johnson Vaccine"
UnAssociated Press
March 5, 2021

CuTRis strolled up to the microphone like a man on a mission.
"I see no reason that any vaccine needs to be put into anyone's "Johnson!" he exclaimed. It's an absolute outrage! I think any vaccine that can't be put in your arm is..."
It was then, that someone whispered something in CuTRis' ear.
Suddenly he looked uncomfortable, and said,
"Never mind."
And with that, the press conference was over...