Wednesday, October 04, 2017
Everyone Needs 10 to 46 Assault Rifles
Everyone Needs 10 to 46 Assault Rifles
UnAssociated Press
October 4, 2017
If the tragic shooting deaths of 59 Americans (and hundreds more wounded) in Las Vegas shows us anything, it is that more guns, and particularly more assault rifles are desperately needed in the United States of America. No one can be truly safe, until everyone in America is heavily armed and toting an assault rife. Every American home should have 10 to 46 assault rifles loaded, and at the ready.
While democrats are calling for stricter gun laws, Republicans are saying that reducing the number of guns will not stop anyone from being shot as long as there are people running around with guns.
"The answer is more guns," said an NRA spokesman. "Until we can get at least one assault rifle into the hands of every man, woman and child in the United States, no one will be safe! Only a madman would be unable to see the logic in (everyone) walking around with numerous high capacity weapons!
Indeed, it seems that the entire answer to freedom and safety lies with everyone in the USA being heavily armed at all times.
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Yes we need more guns but not just assault rifles. If people had more flamethrowers and rocket launchers we would but much safer.
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