Stop Touching My Chicken!

I needed to stop by ALDI to get some 89¢ per lb. chicken legs. So I'm waiting to checkout and the woman behind me is leaning over looking at my food. Then she touches my chicken legs (near the price tag) and says,

"Three dolla?"

I reply, "yeah, three sixty,"

and I'm thinking STOP TOUCHING MY CHICKEN!

She says, "On sale?"

I say, "yeah," and I'm thinking STOP TOUCHING MY GROCERIES YOU DUMBASS.