Charges Against CuTRis Dropped
UnAssociated Press
January 9, 2014
Charges against CuTRis were dropped today, after he explained to a short, circuit judge, that the temptation was just too great to hit the man who was trying to steal his wife's car as it warmed up in the garage. The victim/alleged thief said he was tempted by the running car and could not help himself from going into the garage to steal it. CuTRis likewise explained that he was also victimized by the victim/thief because he was tempted to hit the guy for trying to take his wife's car.
Citing extreme confusion, the judge moved to drop all charges and go get some coffee.
UnAssociated Press
January 9, 2014
Charges against CuTRis were dropped today, after he explained to a short, circuit judge, that the temptation was just too great to hit the man who was trying to steal his wife's car as it warmed up in the garage. The victim/alleged thief said he was tempted by the running car and could not help himself from going into the garage to steal it. CuTRis likewise explained that he was also victimized by the victim/thief because he was tempted to hit the guy for trying to take his wife's car.
Citing extreme confusion, the judge moved to drop all charges and go get some coffee.
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