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CuTRis Released Without Charges

CuTRis Released Without Charges
UnAssociated Press
September 20, 2013


While preparing to plead, "Innocent by reason of Stupidity," in front of a Quart-of-Slaw today, CuTRis was released after all charges were dismissed. Apparently law enforcement officials had not read CuTRis his Miranda Rights in the Ket language, which was the particular language that CuTRis was using that day as part of his religious beliefs.

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LDM said…
I can't believe they tried to send you to a Quart-of-Slaw. justice can be rancid sometimes.

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