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CuTRis Outlines CuTRisism

CuTRis Outlines CuTRisism
UnAssociated Press
September 19, 2013

According to a statement released by CuTRis, his new religion revolves around enlightenment. He also said there might be beer involved--but the details have not been worked out yet. CuTRis was sitting on a small throne during the press conference. Eventually, however, he said that he was growing tire of reporters and he needed to go meditate.

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LDM said…
You should refer to beer as Meditation Nectar. It is more religious that way.
9:49 AM
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