UnAssociated Press
April 10, 2010
This photo obtained recently by the UnAssociated Press, shows Cutris in a runaway trailer heading backward--about to crash into the Chippewa River!No further photos were available at the time this story went to press. An outside source (i.e. some dude who was standing outside), said that Cutris was hitching a ride in an old trailer being pulled by an old truck. The trailer allegedly came loose from the truck and allegedly headed backwards into the alleged river.
"I think he was going to visit some bears or something," said the outside source (whose name is allegedly "Dave.")
The immediate question of whether or not Cutris survived the crash is unknown. There was no sign of him in the splintered wood and twisted metal that used to be the trailer. The river showed no signs of Cutris, though the outside source (allegedly named "Dave") said he saw Cutris leap from the trailer just milliseconds before it crashed.
"He jumped out like a Springbok or somethin'!" said "Dave."
One thing for sure, if he is alive, Cutris will "resurface" in time. Until then, we can only hope for a miracle (or something).
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