Cutris Crashes Back to Earth!
November 14, 2008
UnAssociated Press
With no pizza or beer to be found on the moon, Cutris apparently decided to make a hasty return to Earth. According to NASA officials, his craft crash-landed in the desert of southern New Mexico.
Cutris' flying saucer shown crash landing
Though no word has come from Cutris since the disastrous looking landing, he apparently was wearing a revolutionary protective suit, that may have caused him to bounce as much as 16,000 kilometers from the reentry site. Hope remains, that Cutris has survived this tragic event.
Photo showing a protective suit like the one Cutris may have been wearing
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