Monday, January 14, 2008

Trees Endorse "Conglomo-racial" Candidate

Trees Endorse "Conglomo-racial" Candidate
January 14, 2008
UnAssociated Press

While Barack Obama is attacking Hillary Clinton over her attack on him by attacking Martin Luther King Jr's legacy, conglomo-racial presidential candidate Cutris, has gotten the endorsement of trees.

Cutris said he recognizes both Martin Luther King Jr's contributions to Civil Rights, as well as the fact that President Lyndon B. Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Apparently trees everywhere were impressed by the announcement, as they too are trying to achieve equality in a world wrought with clear-cutting and wholesale tree destruction. Cutris then told a national audience that his great great great great grandfather was half tree, and he can sympathize with their plight.

Cutris also claims to be half of all 961 million races, including being half Brown Bear and three-quarters Bald Eagle.

http://wcco.com/national/race.obama.clinton.2.629026.html

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