I am CuTRis

Minnesota Vikings Regain Fumbling Abilities UnAssociated Press December 19, 2016 The Minnesota Vikings football team has regained its missing fumbling game with the return of Adrian Peterson . While numerous announcers have commented that the running back has such a strong grip that it "hurts" to shake hands with him, he still cannot hold onto the football very well. The much anticipated return after an early season injury, has reestablished the Vikings fumbling abilities and should greatly improve their downward spiral that began just after the bye week.

Minnesota Gophers End Football Boycott UnAssociated Press December 19, 2016 The Minnesota Gopher Football team has decided to end their boycott of playing in a bowl game; once someone explained to them that they would not actually get to play (in the Holiday Bowl on December 27) unless they did. The team stands by their teammates who have been accused and cleared and then suspended for allegedly sexually assaulting a drunk girl. Rah rah go team!

The Holidays bring out the best in people! Like at my house… My Son: Dad, sing that Jingle Bells song again! Me: Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way… My Son: No! Not that one. The other one about Batman! Me: Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost its wheel and Joker got away! Hey! My Son: I like that song! Me: Me too.

  "I'm in a hurry, we'll just do takeout !"

This kind of chicken has a pointed, narrow breastbone; so is best cooked on its side. I turn it halfway through cooking.

But I can't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnGPNS6waiI

I have much thinking to do.

Yesterday evening after dark, in the rain, I noticed two separate drivers without the lights on in their cars. One was coming as I was turning and I saw her at the last moment. I tried to tell her to turn her lights on; but she was extremely angry with me for cutting her off (because I couldn't see her coming in the dark). Between the rain, people who won't stop for red lights or get over for emergency vehicles, this makes driving dangerous! But this morning, I made a mistake too. I came out of the well lit bathroom like I always do but when I turned out the light it was completely dark in the hallway. So I walked for the kitchen like I always do; because we have a motion light that comes on. But I misjudged where the corner of the wall was, leading out to the garage. So now I have a good reminder to be more careful!

Be careful of emails. I just received one that said it was from Amazon and to click to download my invoice. If you hover over the active link, it shows you what it is and it was not Amazon.

Delicious! Yes, I made this one.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/26/politics/donald-trump-jill-stein-recount/index.html What if Donald Trump really didn't win?

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-music-kanyewest-idUSKBN13G1X6 Isn't that like sending a cow to the veterinarian for saying, "Mooo?"

I ordered something from Walmart online. When I got the notice it was being shipped it included the information that I could not return it to Walmart but had to pay shipping to return it to the original manufacturer. So I cancelled the order by cancelling delivery through FedEx. I will never trust using Walmart to order online again.

We recently painted our bathroom. We were talked into an expensive "one-coat" paint because it had a rebate. In my world, there is no such thing as one-coat paint. Not the one we just used and not any other. I prefer to paint twice; as opposed to going back to touch-up 37 times afterward. I do not believe in one-coat paint! "This paint is so great you need only put a few drops on your brush and touch it to the wall and the entire room will be painted!" Sure it will.

CuTRis Plans Another Daring Escape! UnAssociated Press November 18, 2016 CuTRis is rumored to be planning another daring escape! No actual details of the escape have yet been made public—because the escape is a highly guarded secret and I shouldn't even be telling you about it! So Shhhhhhhh!

I recently posted an unfortunate incident a friend of mine experienced on the light-rail . Today a different friend messaged me that a white guy was harassing a black guy on the train. I told him to call the police. There is no room for bad behavior regardless of who it is directed at. We all know racism and being mean is wrong; so why does it still happen?

For anyone who is of the opinion that the USA should ban the Electoral College as the outdated, dysfunctional system that it is, I say, "Yes. We should definitely ban it." While it may have once had some usefulness, I no longer write books on a typewriter and there is no good reason to continue to do so. Nor is there a good reason to use the Electoral College—except to continue to have Presidents who won the election despite losing the Popular Vote .