I am CuTRis

As the price of eggs kept rising (and the price of gold went down), the Goose that Laid the Golden Egg found herself replaced by the hen that laid regular eggs...

Γεια Έλληνες! Καλώς ήρθατε στο blog μου . Μερικές φορές είναι σοβαρές , αλλά συχνά είναι όλα για διασκέδαση . Ευχαριστώ για τη διακοπή!

Привет Россияне! Я рад, что вам нравится мой блог! Иногда это серьезно, но в основном это для веселья!!! Спасибо за посещение!

It’s 387 minutes until quittin’ time, I’ve got a full cup of tea, half a bag of crackers, it’s Friday... and I just insulted the new version of our company software to the bosses. Hit it! It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

CuTRis Donald Trump and Rod Blagojevich Have the Same Barber UnAssociated Press July 23, 2015 By: CuTRis Sources within the world of hair care have revealed that both Donald Trump and Rod Blagojevich go to the same barber ; one Mongo Froman . Apparently Froman has been doing the hair styling of both men for decades. Trump When asked about his hair stylist, Trump said stupid and nasty things about my hair, my war record, and my presidential run . When asked the same question, Blagojevich said he was willing to sell me the opportunity to be the next one to escape. Blagojevich Mongo Froman That was when I tracked down Mongo Froman, who said that he normally does not give out the names of his clients; but since I already knew them he said, "Yes, I admit it and isn't their hair amazing?" "Yes," I replied truthfully. "It is quite amazing..."

I'm laughing because this is funny! If it were any other word besides "white," however, I would be outraged by the blatant racism!

We visited the Lime Creek nature Center in Mason City, IA. This was a great place to let our three-year-old explore!

East Park We visited Mason City, Iowa recently.

I took this photo of a dill in Dave's garden last evening while we were on break from a jam session .

http://news.yahoo.com/formal-nuclear-deal-reached-iran-063643162--politics.html   Yes, that's CuTRis on the left.

We picked all these beans last evening!

The onions, peas and beans came out of our garden. The raw materials The final product

We had fun at the Dragon Festival on Saturday. Our son wanted to play in the blow up, bouncy things—which cost $5 for 15 minutes. I believe he should have actually gotten paid to do it—because not only did he appear in the entrance numerous times to throw out grass he picked up inside, but in this picture you can see him climbing up the slide (the wrong direction) to try to comfort a younger child who was crying because she was scared to go down.

Please try sticking your head up your @ss because I'm sick of remembering new passwords.

The fact that anyone would care about the Kardashians or Bristol Palin being pregnant again or any of these other people who got "famous" by being related to someone else and then by acting like an idiot is a very negative footnote on our culture. There are few things that I could care about less than these people that the "news" seems to keep trying to tell me about.

http://myfox8.com/2015/07/08/tom-selleck-accused-of-stealing-water-for-california-ranch/

From the backyard garden.

Amidst the revelation that Bill Cosby drugged women in order to have sex with them, Cosby's defense team cited "ambiguity" in his admissions. Apparently the actual testimony by Mr. Cosby sounded much like this.