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Best Thing About Facebook

I think that the best thing about Facebook is that you can see how boring and shallow most people are. If you knew someone in the past, you can look up their Facebook page. Some people keep it "private" and other people make everything public so the world knows how "great" they are. I like the men who publicize their hunting kills and riding their Harley and all that good "manly" stuff! Then there are the women who post pictures of themselves in bikinis or maybe they show everyone where they traveled and that they studied some other culture. The bottom-line, is, that if someone was self-absorbed and shallow years ago when you knew them, they probably still are—and Facebook gives them a great outlet. Even better, is Twitter ! I mean when you can tell the world that you just now ate a piece of toast or used the bathroom, how "great" is that?

High Class!

I’ve spent some time over the last few years, working in a very high class building. For the entire 3 years I’ve spent time there, the toilet paper in the bathroom has been held in place by a rubber band . Yesterday the rubber band was broken and on the floor. I’m not sure what kept the toilet paper from falling out of the holder; but I was sure a new rubber band would be coming soon. But, alas, the rubber band was simply repaired; and now the toilet paper is secure once again!

"Black Lives Matter" Proves Unable to Obey Law

In an effort to "seek justice," protesters organized by Black Lives Matter, defied Mall of America policy against demonstrations (on private property). After stopping business on one of the busiest shopping days of the year; and defying the clearly stated and repeated policy, the group seems to think that they have furthered their cause. This group also recently blocked traffic on I35W ; showing little regard for public safety or for stopping people needing to travel.

Mickey Rourke's Fight with Godzilla Was Fixed

Mickey Rourke's Fight with Godzilla Was Fixed UnAssociated Press December 19, 2014   When actor Mickey Rourke defeated Godzilla in a boxing match recently, speculation was that the fight was fixed. Now Godzilla has admitted that he threw the fight for $15K and was not allowed to breathe fire during the staging. Godzilla has spoken out, allegedly because Rourke tried to "stiff him" out of $5K that was to be paid after returning to the U.S. 62-year-old Mickey Rourke was unavailable for comment.

The Executive Director

It was not easy being the Executive Director! No sir, it surely was not! But he was having a good day regardless! So far nobody had made him address any real issues. This new box was great!

CuTRis Hacks Into Sony: Restarts "The Interview"

CuTRis Hacks Into Sony: Restarts "The Interview" UnAssociated Press December 18, 2014 After the announcement that Sony cancelled the premier of the movie "The Interview," sources say that CuTRis has now hacked into Sony and reset the movie premier of "The Interview" for December 25th as originally planned! In a candid remark, CuTRis has indicated that he was initially unable to hack into Sony Pictures, but found that he could hack into North Korea , and from there he had easy access to Sony. CuTRis , who has his own (low budget) movie about Kim Jong-Un called, "Kim Jong Un is Dumb," also reportedly may have made fun of Kim Jong-Un before ; once or fifteen times. At this time it is unknown if Sony will again succumb to the threats and re- unschedule the movie that CuTRis has apparently rescheduled.

Nice Guy That Air Force Dude!

Yesterday I decided to pickup a sandwich from Subway before going to band. When I got to the Subway store, I walked up to the door at the same time as did this young man dressed in U.S. Air Force attire. He reached out and opened the door for me. Once inside, I motioned for him to go ahead of me in line. We both ordered and as he was paying, he told the cashier that he was buying my sandwich too. I protested that he didn't have to do that and I could pay for my own. He insisted and the cashier took his money for both orders. I told him that I appreciated the gesture and he said that he appreciated me letting him go first in line. All I could think is that this was a really nice guy. Maybe there is hope for the future with a few young people like this in the world.

I Can't Breathe!

There are too many bad fathers killing their children! Children's Lives Matter! http://cutris.blogspot.com/2014/12/heres-another-baby-killer-protest-this.html http://cutris.blogspot.com/2014/12/child-killer-arrested.html

Here's Another Baby Killer - Protest This!

http://kstp.com/news/stories/S3651717.shtml?cat=1 Do you believe me yet that the problem is with families and not racism? This story looks a lot like the story from last week when another baby was killed by his father. Can we blame this on racism too? How about a protest? Come on just a small one for another dead child. Poor parenting and bad attitudes results in lack of education, lack of respect, lack of morals, lack of direction, employment.... should I go on? Maybe you just want to go protest against the police instead?

Rebuilt Kirby $129.95

In about 1998, my friend Pete (who is the drummer in our band) had a seizure while driving and had a bad accident. He was in the hospital and then laid up in a nursing home for a long time after. I went to visit him regularly and eventually, he was able to leave and walk out on his own—with the aid of some crutches. Now about this time, I happened to notice a sign outside of a vacuum store in Richfield; that advertised a rebuilt Kirby for $129.95. With Pete’s last name being Kirby, I had this idea… So after Pete was out in the world again, while he was riding with me in my car, I pulled over and told him to stand under that sign. Then I snapped this picture with my old 35MM camera. Eventually Dave scanned the picture and I found it in the folder called, “Kevin” on his computer. So, here is the classic “Rebuilt Kirby” photo!

Laser Weapon

When I was a kid in school, my "Year 2000 Project" was a laser weapon. Well now it is real. http://www.businessinsider.com/us-naval-vessel-laser-weapon-test-video-2014-12

Taliban Cowards Kill Children

Apparently some tough guys from the Taliban slaughtered a bunch of defenseless children yesterday at a school in Pakistan. "Their god" should be very pleased with their cowardly and murderous actions. Regardless of who you are, where you are or what you are, the world should unite and pursue and destroy the Taliban and ISIS. They have no god. They make up their own warped rules and pretend it is for god. They have contaminated Islam and the world.

"Doctor Consult"

Most of the time, doctors don't really know what's going on when something happens to you. They get together and talk over some possibilities; and then they charge a lot for not knowing. Me and my friend Dave both had a parent in the hospital recently after something unexpected and somewhat scary happened. In both cases, the doctors found nothing. What I mean is, they had no idea what happened or why it happened. Here is an imaginary "consult" me and Dave had during band practice. Hey Dave, why did that guitar string break? I’m not sure Kevin; maybe it got strummed too hard. I think maybe it frombled a bit when you played it Dave—I definitely saw some frombledge. Yeah maybe Kevin, but I see no real reason it broke. Me either Dave. Let’s charge $786 now for this "consult." OK.

Fog

50 degrees (Fahrenheit) in December? That makes for no snow and fog!

Child Killer Arrested

A couple of days ago I was really upset to hear about this piece of crap who beat his 1-year-old son to death . If there is any good news, it's that the piece of crap was arrested yesterday. Like I said the other day, I want to know who is going to protest about a grown man killing a baby? Because I know damn well, if any white cop had shot this guy while he resisted arrest, thousands would be marching in protest! Here is something for all of you "so enlightened" people to march about. Why are certain groups unable to elevate themselves when others do it every day? My wife came from an immigrant family, she is not white and grew up poor. She also has a BA in Fine Arts and a Master's degree in Education. My late friend Wendell , who was African-American, called the lack of values and priorities "slave mentality." He correctly realized that blaming everyone else for your problems was never going to fix them. I think we have seen that my friend was right. I...

Email Not Working

In fact, the IT department sent us an email about the email not working. I was unable to open it because of the email not working and all. Then the email worked for 12 ½ seconds and the email finally opened and I could read it! By the time I had read the email, the email had stopped working again but at least I had the email about the email now.

Vladimir Putin's New Promotional Photo

Vladimir Putin has responded to the news that he was not chosen as TIME Magazine's "Person of the Year," by releasing a new photo of himself—promoting his tough guy image. This time Putin kept his shirt on as he is shown "working as security" at a Moscow Motorcycle Rally. Later, sources from Russia claim that he won a motorcycle race and then used his own body to stop a motorcycle from running over a baby that had crawled onto the track. No one; including Putin, was injured due to his heroic efforts.