UnAssociated Press
Cutris was recognized today, for his stellar achievement in inventing the most innovative and important invention to date, known to mankind.
This invention is thought to have far reaching implications and rivals such other super-inventions, such as, the light bulb, the wheel, the computer chip and beer.
No doubt, you will be hearing more about this marvelous invention in the days to come. Cutris could not be reached for comment at the time this story was printed. It is thought that he was busy working in his “inventing shed.”
2 comments:
Do you still have that inventing shed?
Yes but it has a lot of lawn and garden tools in it so it is hard to do a lot of inventing in there...
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