CuTRis Paid a Lot of Money to Go to College

CuTRis Paid a Lot of Money to Go to College
UnAssociated Press
March 13, 2019

Amidst the Hollywood Actors College Admission Cheating Scandal, news came out today that CuTRis had to pay for his own University of Minnesota education and was unable to get any financial assistance. In order to do this, he worked full-time in the horticulture/landscape industry while taking part-time classes. Since that time, the University of Minnesota changed the rules so part-time students could never move up in the registration queue—effectively destroying the option of working your way through school (unless you are a full-time student). People everywhere are shocked... and stunned that CuTRis would do such a scandalous thing in order to get his degree from a state university.

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