Pizza Delivered to Sinkhole
UnAssociated Press
April 1, 2013
News this morning of pizza being delivered to the sinkhole in CuTRis' backyard has got people talking. Apparently the three "Everything" pizzas have been attributed to CuTRis himself--while the order for "extra mushrooms" speaks loudly that Dave, (AKA. The Butt) is probably down there too. Because drums can be heard, it is widely thought that Pete is also in the sinkhole, along with Tony--which would explain the funky bass sound emanating from CuTRis' hole... in his backyard. It is now thought that the entire Electric Frog Syrup Band (EFS) has setup a studio within the depths of the sinkhole.
2 comments:
Don't worry I spotted Cutris at work today. He was covered with dirt, leaves and grass and still gnawing on a pizza crust, but otherwise seemed OK.
did you have enhancements on your sinkhole pizza?
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