Cutris Retires From Politics
UnAssociated Press
February 20, 2009
Cutris has chosen this historic day to retire from politics, according to reports circulating the Internet. This UnAssociated Press transcript of a brief interview with Cutris, appeared today...
Press: "Your retirement seems somewhat premature. Though you unofficially ran for President, you've never really held a public office."
Cutris: "Exactly why I've decided to retire now while I'm 'at the top of my game!'"
Press: "But that's not really a 'retirement' is it?"
Cutris: "Was Brett Favre's retirement a retirement? Was George Forman's retirement a retirement? I think not."
Press: "Does this mean that you might seek public office again? Perhaps starting with mayor instead of President?"
Cutris: "I can't predict the future most days. That all remains to be seen. I understand the presidency ages a person much faster than normal. I don't need that."
End of Interview.
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