Cutris Plans to Take Over the World

Cutris Plans to Take Over the World
UnAssociated Press
January 19, 2011

Several world leaders expressed their concern today, that Cutris may try to take over the world. Apparently the fear began when Cutris exclaimed that he was fairly "unhappy with the way things are being run!" He also indicated that if he had to, he would "take over" and "make some changes." Furthermore, it is reported that in 1971, Cutris successfully staged an uprising and became supreme ruler of his sandbox. Legends of the event can be found at http:www.thecutrissandboxuprisingof1971.org/. Cutris was unavailable for further comment at the time this story went to print.