Unacceptable Presidential Candidates

Okay we watched them debate. One is a compulsive liar with an unsubstantiated flurry of words that he thinks provide proof. Anyone of reasonable intelligence can see through this with relative ease. The other one, is obviously suffering from age-related cognitive impairment. I'm afraid we can't accept your proposals. Please go back and get your teams together and have some new candidates' files on my desk by Monday morning.