Winnie the Pooh Wearing Pants after Nearly a Century of "Going Commando"

Winnie the Pooh Wearing Pants after Nearly a Century of "Going Commando"
UnAssociated Press
December 18, 2021

Winnie the Pooh has started wearing pants for the first time in 97 years, since it came out that he wasn't wearing them while attending Zoom meetings. Conservatives are claiming victory for pants wearing! Meanwhile liberals are outraged that the cartoon bear has decided to conform to pants wearing. There have been several violent protests about Pooh in the past 12 minutes.