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Wednesday, July 24, 2019

CuTRis Pushes Storm

CuTRis Pushes Storm
UnAssociated Press
July 24, 2019


Reports early today indicate that CuTRis may have pushed a storm that was moving into the Twin Cities. The storm is now planning to sue CuTRis for unlawfully preventing it from randomly destroying property. There is a protest planned for later today at the state capitol. When CuTRis was asked about the allegations against him, he pushed a TV camera and disappeared down a storm drain. No further information is available about the storm, the lawsuit or CuTRis at this time.

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