Things I Hate on Facebook

Your feet in front of a large body of water.
Your face with a dog's tongue.
You holding a gun.
You and your pit bull.
Your tattoos.
Multiple pictures of you and your motorcycle.
Multiple pictures of you posing for selfies.
You posing with the carcass of an animal that you shot.
You being drunk and holding a drink.
You smoking anything.
You sitting in a car.
You partially dressed.
You making a gang sign.