CuTRis Wants Wall Between Minnesota & Wisconsin

CuTRis Wants Wall Between Minnesota & Wisconsin
UnAssociated Press
January 27, 2017

Citing an influx of cars with Wisconsin license plates driving in the St. Paul area, CuTRis told reporters this morning that he is tired of seeing Green Bay Packers bumper stickers while driving on Minnesota highways.

"We're going to build a wall!" said CuTRis, "And Wisconsin is going to pay for it!"

Speaking on behalf of Wisconsin, Aaron Rodgers said that the idea of a wall between the two states is an insult and Wisconsin will never pay for it. When asked about the response, CuTRis merely shrugged and said, "Of course they will!"