CuTRis Briefly Announced as Miss Universe Winner

CuTRis Briefly Announced as Miss Universe Winner
UnAssociated Press
December 21, 2015

During an unfortunate blunder at the Miss Universe pageant yesterday, CuTRis was mistakenly announced as the winner. Although he was not present and was not even watching, the mistake has apparently affected CuTRis deeply. "I can't believe I almost won!" said CuTRis between sobs. After the real winner was announced, CuTRis consoled himself by drinking a beer and was "good as new" ten minutes later.