Virtual Woodpecker Eliminates Need to Email

Photo courtesy of Dave

Regarding the new SFTP–replacing the FTP

“Do I still need to email you when I drop files?”

My answer (should be),

“No. The SFTP employs a virtual woodpecker who flies over to my desk and pecks on my head when you drop files. He knows Morse code, so he can tap out the correct location of the files.”