Grand Jury Fails to Indict Deer that Shot Hunter

Grand Jury Fails to Indict Deer that Shot Hunter
UnAssociated Press
December 9, 2014

Unrest has once again hit the woods after a grand jury has failed to indict Big Mean Buck, the White-tailed deer that shot an innocent deer hunter early yesterday. Protestors carrying blaze-orange signs were chanting, "deer hunter lives matter" as they pushed their point that deer are killing deer hunters in great numbers and nothing is being done about it!