CuTRis Arrested by Royal Canadian Mounted Police

CuTRis Arrested by Royal Canadian Mounted Police
UnAssociated Press
March 6, 2014

CuTRis was reportedly arrested by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police this morning (they always get their man...), while crossing through Canada with the $1 Billion the USA borrowed from China to give to the Ukraine.

CuTRis was immediately extradited to the FBI and was in a U.S. Federal court—where all charges against him were dismissed because the money CuTRis “stole” (which was confiscated) was deemed worthless due to the fact that China printed it up without any monetary backing. Thus the object of the theft was worthless and CuTRis could not be charged with a crime. CuTRis was immediately released and the USA immediately secured another loan from China so there would be money to give to the Ukraine.