Facebook Loser?

Do you spend most of your life online? Are your friends all from Facebook and chatrooms? Are you unemployed? Do you not want to work? Do you wait until a job has been posted for two weeks before you finally apply for it? Do you see yourself as an "artist" because you have no other useful occupation? Are you way over 18? Are you over 30? 40? Does someone else pay your bills? Do you have grand ideas that have taken the place of work ethic and ambition? Is your world a fantasy? Do you still exhibit behavior that one would expect from a teenager? Have you never been out on your own? Do you blame other people's problems for your lack of drive to create a life for yourself?

Well you might be a Facebook Loser!

Not to worry, if you have found another way (maybe you play video games or use chatrooms) to waste your life, you are just as great!

So avoid doing any work! Why be productive? Let someone else shovel the snow or mow the lawn! Live life as a parasite! Just go for it!
Pretend that you are following your own path! Make excuses and tune others out when they want you to get off your ass and help out! You are the ultimate slug!

How awesome you must feel. How happy you must be. Isn't it great when each day blends into the previous one until there is no distinguishing one from the other?
One moment you were young and now... decades have slipped by and you've accomplished nothing.
You rule my friend! You are a Facebook Loser!