Roman Yogurt Defeats Greek Yogurt

Roman Yogurt Defeats Greek Yogurt
UnAssociated Press
November 14, 2013

In a violent taste test today, Roman Yogurt has defeated Greek Yogurt in an all-out battle of the taste buds. Just how this will affect yogurt snobs around the globe is yet unknown. The UnAssociated Press asked Yogurt from Star Wars for a comment on the battle and he said,
"Dumb you are for thinking my name is Yogurt!"