UnAssociated Press
October 11, 2013
The reason that CuTRis was wearing a chicken suit was finally revealed today. Apparently while working for a local chicken processing plant, CuTRis was teaching the chickens to die on command. As you can imagine, this would save the plant thousands of dollars and CuTRis claims that if you dress up like a chicken, you can convince poultry to do just about anything! Apparently CuTRis was practicing "being a chicken," when he was captured by animal control. We at the UAP, always knew there was a logical reason for all of this!
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