CuTRis May Have Started His Own Religion
UnAssociated Press
September 18, 2013
Speculation around CuTRis living in a temple, is that he may have started his own religion as a tax dodge. CuTRis was unavailable for comment when channel 4 news crews arrived. They were all wearing horrid sweaters and CuTRis merely shook his head in disgust.
What is the name of this new religion? How many god(s), statues, animals,rock formations, etc do you intend to worship?
ReplyDeleteIs there gonna be incense?
kool aid?
i don't have much time to research this new religion as my spaceship will take me away soon.
My old religion has failed me as my spaceship never arrived to take me to Nirvana. I am looking for a new screwball religion now.
ReplyDeleteYou are in luck!
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