Larry Fired from AIG
UnAssociated Press
April 16, 2013
Larry was fired today as CEO of AIG International Group. His salary was $200 Million per minute, and he apparently didn't know what to do with all of that money so he opened a savings account. When the (AIG) Board of Directors heard about this, they immediately fired Larry for showing financial responsibility.
They would not give me the job back. I even pulled all my savings out, bought a yacht and had it gold plated. It promptly sank from the extra weight.
ReplyDeleteThe AIG board did agree that was very irresponsible, but they just couldn't forgive that moment of fiscal responsibility.