CuTRis Outruns North Korean Missile

CuTRis Outruns North Korean Missile
UnAssociated Press
April 9, 2013

A radio message was intercepted from North Korea this morning that was attributed to CuTRis. He is believed to be in the communist country after his former dragon dropped him there. The message is as follows,

     "I managed to find food at Kim Jong-un's house. There was a lot of food there! People are poor and starving--but not at their dear leader's house! I was discovered by a guy in a large stupid hat and WWII era uniform. He launched a missile at me but I outran it! I thought that if somehow I could make it chase me, it would no doubt fail. Instead I found that North Korean missiles aren't very fast!"

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