The CuTRis Plan

The CuTRis Plan
UnAssociated Press
March 21, 2013

It has been leaked to the press that CuTRis has created a brilliant plan. Just what the plan entails, or what it is all about is as of yet unknown. One reporter managed to get a peak at the first three words of the plan before CuTRis quickly covered it up. Lars Kracklemeyer, the unnamed reporter, reportedly said in a later report, that judging by the three words the plan was "well thought and gosh darn brilliant!"

Skeptics say the plan doesn't exist--but sources close to CuTRis say it may be an attack plan against North Korea. It is now known that Pete was recently released against the communist country. Sources close to Pete say that he became tired and has quit. Some say CuTRis is making more plans at this very moment. When asked by Lars Kracklemeyer, if he would continue making plans, CuTRis said "You can plan on it."