Kevin & Dave Might Release Pete on North Korea
UnAssociated Press
March 13, 2013
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| Pete Can Taste Victory |
Recent reports indicate that Kevin and
Dave are considering releasing
Pete on
North Korea. Under the "leadership" of
Kimberly Un-Jong, the
Communist country has really been "pissing us off," according to Dave. "We don't take releasing Pete on anyone lightly," said Kevin, "The devastation unleashed is just too horrible." Pete was not available for comment, but was reportedly doing no-handed push-ups in preparation.
LETS DO IT!
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