Ape X

When I heard some people talking about "Ape X," I wondered (of course), who this mysterious primate was? I thought it must be an impressive animal, because they mentioned that he was at the top of his career!

I have always been a big fan of the great apes. Not only are they smart, but they are strong too! I envisioned, that Ape X was the pinnacle of ape-hood. Perhaps he was a secret agent, like Lance Link!

Eventually, however, I came to realize that there was no "Ape X." In fact, the word these people were using, was actually apex. "Too bad," I thought. What the world really needs is an ape superhero! Who cares if that guy is good at his job???