Coin-Operated Johnson Controls - Advertisement

Your Johnson is out of control. It’s the third time this week! So what should you do?
Many men suffer from this embarrassing problem. You’ve tried pills, crèmes and everything in-between!
You can’t afford expensive doctors. You’ve even tried restrictive underwear!
Now you can find relief!
For just 25 cents per application, Coin-operated Johnson Controls is there for you.
For only a quarter, you can keep your Johnson in check from now on.

Coin-operated Johnson Controls are not for everyone. Side effects include nausea, vomiting, and the possibility of "Detached Johnson Syndrome."

Available at fine drug stores everywhere.