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Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Red Green Grapes!

Now at Aldi! Now you can get Red Green grapes!


















"If the women don't find you handsome, at least you can buy them some grapes!"

CuTRis Subpoenaed to Testify in Trump Impeachment Hearings

CuTRis Subpoenaed to Testify in Trump Impeachment Hearings
UnAssociated Press
November 22, 2019


CuTRis was summoned to disclose everything he knew about President Donald Trump today. He was dismissed in the first 12 seconds after answering that,
"Trump is a fartknocker and that is all I know!"
As CuTRis was apparently telling the truth as far as he knows it, there were no objections to his testimony—though there was some grumbling among Trump supporters about "speculation."

Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Noah's Ark: 39 Million Light-Years from Earth

My newest novel is a Science Fiction. It is titled,

Noah's Ark: 39 Million Light-Years from Earth 

https://www.amazon.com/Noahs-Ark-Million-Light-Years-Earth/dp/1696073782

It is available in paperback or eBook; and just in time for Christmas!

https://www.amazon.com/Kevin-J.-Curtis/e/B004SBGR7W/


Tuesday, November 05, 2019

Hormel is Dumb: No More Little Sizzlers

We appreciate your interest in LITTLE SIZZLERS® Sausage. Unfortunately, this item has been discontinued. We value our loyal consumers and apologize for any disappointment our decision has caused.

Please visit www.hormel.com for coupons, promotions and recipes using many of our other products.