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Tuesday, October 30, 2018

No Solicitors Means You

Just in case you think my "No Solicitors" sign doesn't mean you—because you don't think you are selling me anything, let me assure you that the sign almost surely means you. If you are "selling" me your political candidate, your version of religion or most anything else, this sign is certainly there for you. Don't bother putting propaganda garbage in my door either. That is another form of solicitation and it will go straight into the trash.

Thursday, October 25, 2018

iPad Definition




A large format Smartphone without a phone app.

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Do Not Move Bin


Well this is a bit awkward...

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Trump Comments on Saudi's


Trump Comments on Saudi's
UnAssociated Press
October 16, 2018


  "The Saudi's are great great people! They're very nice and they have a lot of oil. They're good people. That journalist was probably cut into pieces by rogue kitchen knife salesmen."

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

OK Google, EFS Superfly Dragonfly

As I was listening to music through my phone by Bluetooth, I said,

"OK Google, EFS Superfly Dragonfly"

And then I was playing my song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErbbrC79Pac&index=11&t=0s&list=UUdC0UmjF6WZ4EUXXhHaKl4w

Thursday, October 04, 2018