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Friday, December 22, 2017

Robot Spiders


Robot Spiders
UnAssociated Press
December 22, 2017


This video was recently obtained by the UnAssociated Press, and clearly shows that the Earth is being invaded by Robot Spiders from outer space. Some scientists claim that there is little danger at present, because the spiders seem to only eat AA batteries. If you see one of these monsters, simply pick it up and slide the on/off switch to the "off" position. It could save your life.


Friday, December 15, 2017

Alexander Ramsey House

I went on the tour of the Alexander Ramsey House yesterday, and it was great. I would have posted photos if I could, but photography is not allowed inside the house.

http://www.mnhs.org/ramseyhouse

Mr. Rogers Sweater

This morning I told my wife and son that Mr. Rogers' Sweater is at the Minnesota History Museum for the 1968 exhibit (opening Dec. 23). My 5-year-old son said, "What? The Packers???"

Sprint Still Sucks!

If you read my blog last month, I had a lengthy issue involving my Sprint Phone. Basically they changed my plan without my consent and started charging me more. After the lengthy and frustrating process to put everything back the way it was, it happened all over again yesterday. Sprint, you suck!

Update: And yet again, after another month went by Sprint "lost" my MERSC discount and so the price went up again and I have to reapply. Are all phone companies so crooked? The reviews by the public say, "yes."

Due Process

While it may be good to expose abuses and "call out" those responsible, we should never forget that it is "Due Process" that is supposed to be the foundation of our legal system. That means allegations should be substantiated prior to passing judgment.

Monday, December 04, 2017

Santa Accused of Sexual Misconduct


Santa Accused of Sexual Misconduct
UnAssociated Press
December 4, 2017


Several women who wish to remain anonymous have recently come forward (though not public) to accuse Santa Clause of inappropriate sexual behavior. The allegations include coming down chimneys while they were asleep and sneaking around inside of their houses. There has also been allegations that he touched some women inappropriately during the taking of photos.

Though the jolly old elf has denied these allegation and though there is no substantial proof, Santa has been fired and Christmas will be cancelled and replaced with a new holiday yet to be named.

Friday, December 01, 2017

IT

WARNING: I went to see the movie IT, and "it" has nothing to do with IT (Information Technology)!

You Have a Bug on You!




"Excuse me, I think there might be a bug on you."