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Monday, August 30, 2010
No Trespassing Violators will be Prosecuted
If "No Trespassing Violators" (i.e. zero {0}) will be Prosecuted, then what is the point of putting up the sign???
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Cutris Lays Giant Egg
Cutris Lays Giant Egg
August 29, 2010
UnAssociated Press
Cutris was seen at the Minnesota State Fair with Marvin the Martian.
Shortly after, Cutris had apparently laid a giant egg! Just what Cutris and Marvin are planning is anyone's guess!
August 29, 2010
UnAssociated Press
Cutris was seen at the Minnesota State Fair with Marvin the Martian.
Shortly after, Cutris had apparently laid a giant egg! Just what Cutris and Marvin are planning is anyone's guess!
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Weird-ass Signs!
Ummm... really? Wow... well there's nothing weird about that!
I really hope that "Pleasureland" isn't near that place where the cows are...
I realize there is probably a legitimate explanation for this one. That said, a "Nebulizer" sounds to me like a weapon from Star Trek, or maybe some kind of sex toy.
"The congressman was caught with his pants down, with a prostitute and a nebulizer!"
Monday, August 23, 2010
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Minority
He was aware that he was different. He was the only white dude in the neighborhood. All the others were of a different race. They all knew him though, and usually he got along fine with everyone. Usually race didn't come up, except on rare occasions. They all liked the same things. They liked to spend warm summer days swimming in the lake. They hung-out around the dock, eating and chasing each other around. Life was good--as long nobody excluded him because of his color…
Friday, August 20, 2010
Cutris Meets Bones
It had been a long time since they had seen each other!
"You've lost weight!" Cutris said to his old friend.
They marvelled at how long it had been since they had last spoken. They remembered old times. It was fun to see each other again! But, alas... all too quickly, it was time to leave. But before they parted, Cutris snapped a picture...
"You've lost weight!" Cutris said to his old friend.
They marvelled at how long it had been since they had last spoken. They remembered old times. It was fun to see each other again! But, alas... all too quickly, it was time to leave. But before they parted, Cutris snapped a picture...
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Sauk Centre Fishing
We had a good time last year when we went to Sauk Centre, so we went again today. I caught a small northern from the fishing pier. We fished the dam too and I had a carp and large-mouth bass get away from me.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Brett Favre Pregnant
Brett Favre Pregnant
UnAssociated Press
August 18, 2010
Brett Favre is pregnant! He was thought just yesterday to be returning as quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings for his 20th season! This new development has him retiring for the 18th time from pro football.
UnAssociated Press
August 18, 2010
Brett Favre is pregnant! He was thought just yesterday to be returning as quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings for his 20th season! This new development has him retiring for the 18th time from pro football.
Monday, August 16, 2010
Trash Talking Inflatables
Ronald sat high above his hamburger empire.
"Pizza," he said, "Pizza wishes it were hamburgers!"
"You insulta my pizza!" I kill you!" Shouted the pizza chef.
I hope this situation doesn't get out-of-hand. Somebody might blow-up!
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Free!
This "free TV" that (still) "works," has been sitting outside for over a week through about three rain storms. I'm sure it still works though... Still no "takers" after a whole week!!!
My all-time favorite was at a different house in my neighborhood. They had a "free" sign next to some old tires!
Maybe they should try a sign that says, "free toxic waste! Please take it so I don't have to pay to get rid of it!"
My all-time favorite was at a different house in my neighborhood. They had a "free" sign next to some old tires!
Maybe they should try a sign that says, "free toxic waste! Please take it so I don't have to pay to get rid of it!"
Saturday, August 14, 2010
ER
Someone from my wife's family is in the emergency unit of the hospital tonight. It's funny how the "world" runs so slowly in "emergency." We've been here about six hours with no end in sight.
There is also a "fall risk" in this situation. Again... it seems funny that the floors are hard and smooth.
I could find a lot more "funny" things, but I'm really tired and "they" keep this place too cold!
There is also a "fall risk" in this situation. Again... it seems funny that the floors are hard and smooth.
I could find a lot more "funny" things, but I'm really tired and "they" keep this place too cold!
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Cutris Argues with Plastic Dude
Cutris Argues with Plastic Dude
UnAssociated Press
August 12, 2010
Cutris was photographed recently, arguing with Plastic Dude. Some wonder if it has anything to do with Cutris' history with Stickman. Readers may remember that Cutris was exonerated of charges after Stickman accused him of discrimination.
When asked about the incident, Cutris would only say that he had a "discussion" with Plastic Dude--who apparently wanted Cutris to slow down. Readers may also remember that Cutris was shown running 88 miles-per-hour recently.
UnAssociated Press
August 12, 2010
Cutris was photographed recently, arguing with Plastic Dude. Some wonder if it has anything to do with Cutris' history with Stickman. Readers may remember that Cutris was exonerated of charges after Stickman accused him of discrimination.
When asked about the incident, Cutris would only say that he had a "discussion" with Plastic Dude--who apparently wanted Cutris to slow down. Readers may also remember that Cutris was shown running 88 miles-per-hour recently.
Monday, August 09, 2010
Sunday, August 08, 2010
Band Cleaning Day
Today was band cleaning day. We clean the practice spot in Dave's basement every five to ten years--whether it needs it or not.
Friday, August 06, 2010
Tuesday, August 03, 2010
Monday, August 02, 2010
Sunday, August 01, 2010
Brown Bear Brawl
Among the fun things we've been doing this summer, we were able to see these two brown bears wrestling at the Minnesota Zoo.